Español para guiris

[Valen]

SPANISH FOR GRINGOS
>
> > > There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to
> > > say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't
> > > worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you
> > > don't know speak Spanish, we'll be helpful in your learning. For an
> > > instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're
> > > gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish.
>
> > > 1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
> > > 2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
> > > 3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
> > > 4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a
> > > chickenshit. (jajaja.. coño que bueno)
> > > 5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
> > > 6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
> > > 7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
> > > 8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
> > > 9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar
> > > molestando = stop bugging me.
> > > 10.See eye = si hay = yes we have
> > > 11. T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
> > > 12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an
> > > erection.
> > > 13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going
> > > to insert it in you
>

[JAVI-SVQ]

Jajajajajajajajajaja............... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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[FERNVFR]

muy bueno, ja j,aj ,ja :juass: :juass: :juass: :juass: :juass:

[fbitan]

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[asturgreen]

KEY WHEN HOW !!!!!! JEJEJEJEJE :wink:

[frank_cbr]

:juass::juass::juass::juass::juass::juass::juass::juass::juass::juass:

Mu gueno si señor!!!!!

[uveefeerre]